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( Mostly motorcycles, cats, menswear, earthen homes, and humor jokes. )

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07/30/2014 15:56:43

nolantjones:

roll20:

ONLY TWO MORE DAYS TO VOTE!

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LAST DAY.

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07/29/2014 11:22:03

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

(via animalelder)

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07/27/2014 18:46:15

seemeflow:

Health Doesn’t Start In The Kitchen, It Starts In The Produce Aisle.

Me: opens the fridgeFridge: fruiiiiiits-n-veggieeees wooooooMe: Me:Me:*closes fridge* Me: there’s nothing to eat.

seemeflow:

Health Doesn’t Start In The Kitchen, It Starts In The Produce Aisle.

Me: opens the fridge
Fridge: fruiiiiiits-n-veggieeees woooooo
Me:
Me:
Me:
*closes fridge*
Me: there’s nothing to eat.

(via 7daystheory)

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07/27/2014 12:19:16

rhamphotheca:

Giving up beef will reduce carbon footprint more than cars

Study shows red meat dwarfs others for environmental impact, using 28 times more land and 11 times water for pork or chicken

by Damian Carrington

Beef’s environmental impact dwarfs that of other meat including chicken and pork, new research reveals, with one expert saying that eating less red meat would be a better way for people to cut carbon emissions than giving up their cars.

The heavy impact on the environment of meat production was known but the research shows a new scale and scope of damage, particularly for beef. The popular red meat requires 28 times more land to produce than pork or chicken, 11 times more water and results in five times more climate-warming emissions. When compared to staples like potatoes, wheat, and rice, the impact of beef per calorie is even more extreme, requiring 160 times more land and producing 11 times more greenhouse gases…

(read more: The Guardian UK)

photos: Shutterstock and Alamy

(via animalelder)

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07/27/2014 12:13:06

nemfrog:

Fig. 62. Front view of neck. Deep layer. Child. 1906.

nemfrog:

Fig. 62. Front view of neck. Deep layer. Child. 1906.

(via danburyshakes)

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07/27/2014 12:09:49

themobilemovement:

Text this so that your “hey” isn’t so boring

For the special ladies in your life who won’t respond to your “sup,” “hey girl,” booty-call-texts

themobilemovement:

Text this so that your “hey” isn’t so boring

For the special ladies in your life who won’t respond to your “sup,” “hey girl,” booty-call-texts

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07/26/2014 18:09:55

nemfrog:

Fig. 33-38. Area of distribution of the sensory cranial nerves. 1906.

nemfrog:

Fig. 33-38. Area of distribution of the sensory cranial nerves. 1906.

(via danburyshakes)

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07/25/2014 18:10:20

How to get free donuts

How to get free donuts

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07/25/2014 15:37:54

theonion:

Report: Most Americans Have Enough Saved For Retirement To Live Comfortably On Streets

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07/25/2014 13:13:36

nemfrog:

Fig. 32. Exposure of the Gasserian ganglion. 1906.

nemfrog:

Fig. 32. Exposure of the Gasserian ganglion. 1906.

(via danburyshakes)

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